Monday 13 October 2014

Padhne Ki Side Effects

Alright, so this is exam time. Everyone is studying. So how is that affecting us? Read on to find out - Padhne ki Side Effects (the side effects of studying)!

1. Sudden Interests


When it's exam time, suddenly EVERYTHING is interesting. The tree opposite your house looks absolutely gorgeous, the sound of traffic becomes the sound of music and watering the plants at home a time consuming job. Like seriously, you start doing everything you're supposed to do except studying and stall as long as possible.

2. Not having a bath
In my college, I know so many people who don't take a bath regularly. (I, for the most part, do) I don't know how taking a bath and studying is related. Some say it's because of less time. But hey, how about the games you played and videos you watched huh? And those whatsapp messages you checked? Don't forget the movie you watched either!

3. Movies
Before my tenth board exams, I watched an average of four movies a week. Before that, it was an averge of four movies a year. So you see where I'm coming from, don't you?

4. Reincarnating Zombies


When you study, it has to look like you've studied. And when you don't, is still HAS to seem like it. So what do you do? Stay up late, and show mom your disheveled face and rugged state. "Beta/Beti Bahut padh raha/rahin hain." (My son/daughter is studying so much) Game over.

5. Making beds out of nothing

Since you've stayed up late, you have to sleep somewhere, don't you? The bench becomes your mattress and the desk your pillow. The staircase doesn't sound like a bad idea either.

6. Feeling Hungry 


No explanation required.

7. Growing Horizontally


First you eat too much. Then you don't even exercise. All you do is sit in one place and study (or atleast act like it) So what else do you expect? Yet, you'll act like you do care about your diet..

8. Or Growing Thin
If you're a smart kid, you'd walk and study. By pacing back and forth, you'll walk miles and miles without realising. My mom was a smart kid, I am not.

9. Falling Sick 

My mom accused me of having exam fever. Little did she know it was because of a mosquito. But I'm a good girl. xD Most of you people aren't. If you've ever faked (I'm sure you've atleast considered this) a stomach ache or fever, raise your hands guilty. *raises hand*


10. Nothing
Let's be honest guys, in reality, there are NO side effects. All the above happens when you aren't studying. When you're actually studying and focused, next to none of this takes place and you're actually pretty confident.

The irony of this post, the irony. :')

And when anyone tells you to study......





















^^^^^Exactly this happens. 

Relatable much?
Kanksha:)
And as always, thanks for reading!
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