Hey guys! One again, it’s been quite long. I’ve just been so
busy studying and trying to figure out the purpose of life, that writing a post
just skipped my mind! No, I’m kidding. I just didn’t know what to write about…until
now.
Lately, I’ve come to the conclusion that relationships these
days, especially among teens, tend to be the most hilarious ones ever. (No
offense to those high school sweethearts who are married right now!) The first time someone asked one of my friends
out was way back in eighth grade. Regardless of the fact that she didn’t know
him well, she said yes. Now comes the funny bit. After that they didn’t say a word to each
other for a week, and when they did happen to cross paths, the first thing they
said was, “We should break up.” In her second relationship, the guy stopped
talking to her after a week, and when she asked why, he told her “Because my
best friend likes you. And I chose my friendship over the relationship. So I’m
sorry.” *that stupid bro code* And then she broke up with him. It’s priceless
(though extremely sad) that the legacy continues even now.
Another funny thing is how I’ve heard stories from many
people about how they wish they were dating just because Valentine’s
Day is coming up. It’s like the prospect of staying single leaves them down in
the dumps with the Isle of Gloom hovering above their face. And that is
ludicrous. What’s the point of dating
just for the heck of it? Just so that you can tell people you spent that day
with a “special someone” who actually isn’t quite so special? Can a human being not have fun without the company
of someone of the opposite gender? Definitely they can.
So boys and girls, here are a few things you people can/must
do if you are single. You've got ten days to go to plan something "epic". Probably you could stalk your friends when they are on a
date and go up to them the next day with a purple ball, which can apparently
tell people about the past (instead of the future!) and surprise them with what
all you can see inside it about yesterday! Or you could sing sounds at the top
of your voice while you are painting your room or the inside of your cupboards.
Maybe melting wax crayons and making them stick on top of your paint could
create an awesome effect too! You could call a group of friends over, watch a
movie and act out your favourite scene with terrible accents and get someone to
record it…, play hide and seek in the mall while making sure you don’t get thrown
out (That’s my friend’s idea. I think we’ll try it someday) or sit back and
relax watching YouTube’s funniest videos. You could do anything actually. Like
go on a shopping spree in the morning and play outdoors through dinner time.
So this Valentine’s Day let’s all welcome the status of
being single with a huge hug and broad smile on our face. Valentine’s Day is
about love. And as Dr. Seuss says, “We are all a little weird and life’s a
little weird, and when we find somebody whose weirdness is compatible with
ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” If
you don’t have your weird crazy partner yet, wait for the right time. And enjoy
every moment till you find him/her!
Single and proud,
Kanksha :)
Hope you guys liked it! Feel free to comment or share! I'd love to know what you're planning. :D
And my dad said that it sounds like I'm preaching. Does it? :/
And my dad said that it sounds like I'm preaching. Does it? :/
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